I have an appointment at 11 and then an interview at 2, and conceptually I know I have time to go home in between but my actual monkey brain is just not getting it.

cydril:

My brain: I sure would like to make some new friends

Me: You know you have to interact with people to get to know them right?

My Brain:

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brucesterling:
“*Time is space, and space is time
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brucesterling:

*Time is space, and space is time 

i CARRIED my dog down the stairs to let her outside and she repays me by looking me in the eye and pissing on the rug.

popokko:

finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me

I went to Home Goods today and the only thing that prevented me from buying my dog a ridiculous fancy chaise lounge was that I knew she was too old and short to get on and off comfortably.

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

zerofarad:
“ xkcds:
“ I’m like a prisoner in Plato’s Cave, seeing only the shade you throw on the wall.
Indirect Detection [Explained]
”
this is an important part of the tumblr experience
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zerofarad:

xkcds:

I’m like a prisoner in Plato’s Cave, seeing only the shade you throw on the wall.

Indirect Detection [Explained]

this is an important part of the tumblr experience

I am going to need new clothes at some point but I keep looking at clothes online and losing interest halfway through because I have no idea what my style is these days